Darling Emails: Affair with Peter Griffin Uncovered

On the heals of a national scandal involving CIA Director General Patraeus, the most celebrated military officer of his generation, and his biographer Paula Broadwell, new developments appear with the frequency of change on a face book timeline. The story has been spun by pundits to unleash a barrage of filament attachments leaving a tangled mess that few understand or care about. Until now.

The sticky web of stringy, slimy, tendrils of the viral, tag-your-it, conspiracy has penetrated into the heartland of America. It has attached itself like so much melted string cheese into the Wisconsin Senate with new allegations that Senator Alberta Darling has had an affair and may have leaked classified information to television star, Peter Griffin.

Thousands of pages of e-mail correspondence between Darling, the Senator for the 8th Ditrict, and Griffin point to a long history of mutual flirtation, and even more alarming, that Griffin has been the master mind of many of the public positions and statements of Darling over the past two years!

Pattern of Stupidity Revealed

State Sen. Alberta Darling, who served as co-chair of Mitt Romney’s Wisconsin campaign, stated that voter ID

The voter ID law absolutely would have made a difference in the outcome of the presidential election in Wisconsin.

This is almost an exact quote from an email from Griffin in an email just a day after the election with the suggestions indicative of a low IQ.

Friday Nov. 7 –
8:00 A.M.

PG
Yah…Bertie. Just tell’em that if all those Dem’s had been unable to vote, Romney and that Adam’s Family guy would have won. Do the math.

Friday Nov. 7 – 8:07 A.M.
Bertie
I can’t concentrate looking at the pic of you without your shirt!

The national conversation regarding the Voter ID laws that were introduced in GOP controlled state houses across the country clearly bends toward a strategic attempt to suppress the vote of people of color, young people, and women. This attempt to disenfranchise voters was so blatantly obvious that the in many states the courts ruled
the Voter ID laws unconstitutional.

Friday Nov. 7 – 8:32 A.M.
PG
You could say the courts have no place in a free America – ya know, something like that. Yeah, Bertie, tell’em that.

Friday Nov. 7 – 8:37 A.M.
Bertie
Nothing more vulnerable than one stiff activist judge!

Friday Nov. 7 – 8:42 A.M.
PG
You got it Bertie. Shove it to’em. No need for opinions of weird people. Could you send me some more pics of Diane Hendrick?

Darling was obviously penetrated by Griffin’s “stiff” advice as revealed in her comment:

“I know people will go, ‘We don’t have fraud and abuse in our elections.’ But why, why can’t we have voter ID when the majority of our people in Wisconsin wanted it, we passed it, the governor signed it? Why should one judge in Dane County be able to hold it up?

Griffin and Darling were unavailable for comment.

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