Help Tonette Walker Bake Neocon Nuts

$478,700 sought for governor’s mansion kitchen renovations

If you make over $250,000 per year, you may not get this. Move on. Nothing to read here.

For most people in Wisconsin, or at least 47% of us, this holiday season is tougher than those of Christmas past. The ranks of the unemployed are the second highest in the nation. People who have jobs and small businesses are living pay check to pay check and the savings of the middle class are non-existent.

This is a time when the consumer economy fills air waves with guilt trips for those who are strapped as visions sugar plums dance through the air. Well, sugar plumbs, smart phones, power tools, jewelery, and perfume they SHOULD be able to give to those they love. This added pressure against the money in the bank actually serves to push many into a deep depression or even worse.

Christmas Card to Wisconsin “It’s all about ME!”

Just at this time of the decade of austerity, the year of unemployment checks, and just in time for the Holidays – Tonette Walker announces the need to raise money for a new kitchen in the Madison Mansion she lives in.

When most of us would be hard pressed for a fresh coat of paint, new counter tops, or replacing the stove that the Salvation Army won’t take – Tonette Walker is floating the figure of…

$478,700 sought for governor’s mansion kitchen renovations

The photo (above and right) is the Tonette Elf standing with a painting in the background of poor children of color that hung on the wall in the governor’s mansion before the Walker’s had it removed shortly after Walker took office

Madison – The Wisconsin Department of Administration is asking the State Building Commission for $478,700 in general fund-supported borrowing for kitchen renovations at the governor’s mansion.

WKOW-TV reports the request for the revamp of both the first-floor kitchen and the second-floor private quarters kitchenette originally came from first lady Tonette Walker.

The first lady and members of the nonprofit Wisconsin Executive Residence Foundation, or WERF, first pitched the idea of kitchen renovations to the State Capital and Executive Residence Board in September 2011.
JS Online

Happy Holidays in the GOP BUBBLE

One of the downfalls leading to the shock of the GOP with Romney’s defeat was a hopeless inability to just “GET IT”. His consistent message of remaining “out of touch” with the most of us – the “takers”, the apartment dwellers, the 47% – was a strong factor in his loss. Yet, they didn’t “GET IT”. And we decided that perhaps they would begin to see the writing on the wall, on twitter, and on face book pages – YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH.

Then along comes Tonette Walker with her Holiday Message of her desperate need for a new half million dollar kitchen. How Romney of her. And I bet she still doesn’t “GET IT”.

Recently Walker, or his staff, have been posting on face book about sports, the weather, his family life in an effort to capture his “human” side. Today he even posted a recipe for Frosted Pecans. Wow, what a guy.

Here is the recipe for my Holiday Frosted Pecans: Ingredients:

1 egg white 1 Tablespoon of water 1 pound of pecans 1/2 cup of brown sugar 1/2 cup of sugar 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon of salt Instructions:

Put pecans in large bowl. Stir egg white and water in separate container and then pour on pecans. Stir them so that the egg white/water mixture coats all of the pecans. In another bowl, mix together the brown sugar, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt. Pour mixture over pecans and mix them until they are all coated. Spread the pecans over a large cookie sheet and bake at 250 degrees for 1 hour (flipping every 15 minutes). After they are done, let them cool on wax paper for 1 hour before putting in containers. Eat, enjoy and share with family and friends

In an attempt to place the recipe in a frame of the 47% of us who are struggling, here is the “Doctored up” version:


Here is the recipe for my Holiday Frosted Neocons: Ingredients:

1 egg white separated and placed on high shelf, 1 Tablespoon of holy water, 1 pound of pecans – never enough nuts, 1/2 cup of brown sugar – or just pretend it’s brown, 1/2 cup of sugar – YES white sugar a must, 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon – pronounced SIN A MAN, 1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg – or nutAlberta nutMichele nutSarah, 1/4 teaspoon of salt dehydrated from the tears of any poor child.

Instructions:

Put nuts in large chamber or bowl. Stir egg white and water in separate container (always keeping white mixture on higher plane) and then pour on nuts; all the nuts you can find. Stir them on a high shelf so that the egg white/water mixture coats all of the nuts. In another bowl, mix together the brown sugar (optiona!), white sugar (a must), SIN A MAN, nutmeg nutAlberta nutMichele nutSarah and dehydrated tear salt from a poor child.

Pour mixture over nuts and mix them until they are all coated white and indefinable from one another. Spread the nuts over a large county or state and bake with 250 decrees for 1 year (flipping every 15 days). After they are dumb, let them drool on tax paper for 1 hour before putting in neocontainers. Eat like there is no tomorrow, enjoy and grab for more power, share with the wealthiest one per cent of family and friends!

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