You might be a Walker supporter if…JOKES

Help define a Walker supporter

There comes a time when a set of fringe political ideas become so preposterous and predictable that they begin to form a satirical landscape for humor. For instance, the long line of “You might be a redneck if..l.” jokes.

It takes some passage of time and circumstance before a satirical landscape evolves to become a fitting target for such a line of humorous definition. The “Tea Party” and “Stand with Walker” folks have crossed that line. The fringe political views, predictable pompous morality, and unabashed words of attack have become fodder for satirical kicks and giggles. Oh boy!

So, today and just for fun, Free Wisconsin is launching a platform for the creation of “You might be a Walker supporter if…” jokes.

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If you always wear a full head mask when walking in the woods…you might be a Walker supporter.

If you believe “voter” means a white middle class male…you might be a Walker supporter.

If you think the book “1984” is a political platform…you might be a Walker supporter.

If you carry more than two guns in your car…you might be a Walker supporter.

If you believe that Christmas trees are guaranteed in the Bill of Rights…you might be a Walker supporter.

If you believe public instruction is what highway signs do…you might be a Walker supporter..ifgay
If you believe “meals on wheels” is a breakfast cereal…you might be a Walker supporter.

Join the fun

You will find a comment section at the bottom of the post. Please feel free to add you own “You might be a Walker supporter”…joke.

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